World, meet @itslavishbitch, the latest Instagram sensation to draw the awe and ire of social media users worldwide.
Despite posting his first Instagram photo less than three months ago, Lavish has already amassed nearly 90,000 followers. His images routinely receive thousands of likes and comments. So who is this guy? We’ll let him tell you. Here’s what his Instagram profile says:
“My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it. — You made ur bed so sleep in it peasants — 17yrs. San Francisco Livin.”
Essentially, this 17-year-old schween’s entire feed is dedicated to showing off how wealthy he is. And yeah, he’s got some serious bank and a stockpile of lame, expensive shit, but you know what’s really sad? The kid’s posted 124 photos and there isn’t a single person other than himself in any one of them.
Looks like that old chestnut about money not being able to by you friends rings true … peasants.
Check this out. It’s unreal. Quotes are original to @itslavishbitch:
“Flying away bandz #fuckdonations”
“Today i bought the iPhone 5 just to break it. When rich people get bored…”
“Today I found this in my iPad Mini box, and I don’t even want the cash.”
“Today you will go to work, and only make half the cost of this backpack.”
“Hoe I’m 17 and rich”
“These Gold plated staples broke bitch. $175.”
“@souljaboy bitch you a peasant in my eyes. Yo Rolls Royce ain’t even got a gold grill.”
“More bank in my starbucks card than in ur bank account”
“Solid Gold Rolls Royce grill hoe. #repost cause i look hella sexy”
“Ha. Just lost 0.000001% of my wealth. If u bought all this u would be broke.”
“My Multi-Million dollar Penthouse. Im above all.”
“Soon truu to my religion hoe disrespect that then imma make this bitch clap #semcity”
“We didn’t want to blow to much on food tonight #economical”
“Only take shits in sparkling water hoe”
“Bitch please there’s more in the other pocket. All 64gb hoe”
“Off to India with fam to compare our life with the peasants life. And ur broke if you fly first class. #privatejet”
“The old Rollie bore me. :(“
“Black & Gold credit cards. I’m the 1% Bitch ;)”
“Hermes ring hoe”
“I stay high like these true religion prices”
“This Louis belt cost more than yo outfit”
We find it hard to believe this guy is real, but if you’re out there Lavish, we’ve got a challenge for you. Show us what a baller you REALLY are and drop $20K on the RYOT Foundation to benefit our amazing initiatives, like fighting cholera and running Haiti’s first little league baseball team. Just click on the gray box alongside this story, dude! By the way, RYOT is a Hindi word that means peasant, so we’re just the type of people you’re looking to bestow a tiny portion of your riches upon. And for all the rest of you out there: Even if you aren’t rolling as hard as Lavish, you can make a difference by donating as little as $5, or by sharing this story and spreading the good word about the RYOT Foundation’s work.