Looking for a cheap and weird gift to give this Christmas season? Well, you needn’t look further than eBay.
A listing for Jesus Christ’s toenails just went up for auction at the online marketplace. But buyers beware: if you’re looking for brand-spanking-new toenails, you should probably look elsewhere as these toenails are listed as “used.”
According to Time the eBay seller is unsurprisingly from — you guessed it — Florida.
The gripping tale of how the eBay seller was able to obtain the toenails is so mind blowing we can’t even believe it’s real.
While traveling through Europe I went to see a “sear” [sic] or as Americans like to call them “psychic”. I stayed in Germany for a couple of months then decided to travel. I found myself in a little border town in the Czech republic. This short little older women whom appeared to be about one hundred and fifty years old popped out of a door way and grabbed my hand. Scarred the bagebers out of me.Then she pulled me into this dilapidated door way and said she had a gift for me. As I held out my hand and looked into her gray eyes I noticed moles on the side of her face with hairs sticking out of them, to me this indicated she was very very old. Then she proceeded to tell me what they were. Well I figured they could not be real because it’s not like I could get a DNA test on them? Who would I ask “God”. Now I figured I would part with them or try to sell them on my own website. Maybe they could find a good home with a curator who believes this is true.
There are still three days left to bid on the holy toenails and the current bid is up to $5.04 from .99 cents. The good thing is that you don’t have to worry about shipping, as it is free!